To report:

Here is my life in bullet points from the past 2 months:

• I ate dog and enjoyed it.
• My toenail fell off.
• I killed 10+ cockroaches in my apartment.
• I'm in Saigon at the moment getting my certification to teach lil kids.
• I'm watching 27 Dresses when I should be doing work.
• I watched the American Idol finale and surprised myself when I was happy that Kris won.
• I got a pedicure and only got nine nails painted (see second bullet point).
• I spoke the most Vietnamese of my life a few nights ago with a beggar women and her 5 year old son. I then bought a toothbrush from her.
• Starting next week my official job will be to find a leaked copy of New Moon. 
• Trish is coming to see me really soon!
• I bought a motorbike.
• I haven't been eating enough vegetables.

More to come...